A third letter to John about the End of the World, RE: Can’t make it due to other plans.

John, Spanner in the works, pal. Something’s come up mate and I don’t know how to tell you this but I’m not going to be able to make my flight to Kentucky tomorrow (Tuesday 18th). I know what you’re thinking … Continue reading →

Another letter to John about the End of the World (21st December 2012)

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My first letter to John (unanswered) can be read here.  Hi John, It’s me again. I was just checking in that you’re still alright to pick me up from the airport on the 18th because, as you know, I don’t … Continue reading →

My correspondence with Jennifer from work RE: a “greener” workplace

In real life I work in an office at a university. In pretend life I work as a suave detective who moonlights as a hunky firefighter and lifeguard, scoring goals in the Premier League in my free time at weekends, … Continue reading →

A Letter to John about the End of the World.

I read an article in the Daily Mail that stated that the world was going to end on December 21, 2012. At least, I think that’s what it said – I didn’t read it properly as I was too busy … Continue reading →

Justeat.com review: my “Takeaway experience”

I was emailed by justeat.com today. They asked me to review my “takeaway experience” from an order I made earlier in the week. I obliged… My “takeaway experience” with Chicago Pizza and Balti House was, suffice to say, a rollercoaster … Continue reading →

My reply to Liverpool Owner John W. Henry’s open letter to the fans

Dear John, Thanks for getting in touch – it’s great to hear from you. Unlike some of my fellow LFC fans, my response to your letter is not anger or disappointment. I am actually impressed with the club’s new take … Continue reading →

Talking to a friend’s neice about why I love football

I’m really looking forward to Liverpool FC play FC Gomel in the Uefa Cup qualifier tonight. No really, I am. There’s something special about these random midsummer games against teams you’ve never heard of (sorry Gomel), and despite the fact … Continue reading →

A letter to Pro-Direct Soccer RE: “Out of stock” trainers

Dear Pro-Direct Soccer, My name is Chris and I am writing to you because I am playing football tonight (Thursday 12th July 2012) and I have no trainers to wear. ‘Why are you playing football without any trainers, Chris?’ I … Continue reading →

Liverpool FC’s 2012/13 End of Season Review: “A rollercoaster of a season”

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July 2012 With Brendan Rodgers in place as Liverpool’s new Manager, there was a great buzz of optimism around the club ahead of the new season; a new year, a new start, and a nice little summer holiday to recharge … Continue reading →

A letter to Liverpool FC owner John W. Henry: Where the heck is my new shirt and can I have a job?

Dear John W. Henry, Now I know that you’ve been a little busy lately but I thought that I should alert your attention to the fact that I purchased the new Liverpool shirt on Friday 11th May and paid extra … Continue reading →